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Topics: Justin Timberlake,Scarlett Johansson,Jessica Biel
Mila Kunis says that she just bought a dog and named him 'Tiny' after Justin Timberlake.
NEW YORK CITY - Justin Timberlake seems to have taken the title of Cad With The Nads from Jesse James as he was spotted in a compromising situation with Iron Man 2 actress Scarlett Johansson.
Timberlake who has just recently returned back into the arms of Jessica Biel after having a flamboyant fling with Mila Kunis was caught at New York's Ha Ha Ha Comedy Club in the presence of the blonde who not long ago was dating Hollywood relic Sean Penn ex-husband of the former singer known as Madonna.
According to Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight Timby and ScarJo were seen sitting extremely close and in fact one patron said that at one point Johansson was actually using Justin as a type of booster chair.
Justin was observed passionately kissing Johansson on her right cheek as his left hand rested gingerly on her right tit which the way the lighting was hitting it appeared to actually be blinking on and off like a pink Christmas tree light.
It appears that the 30-year-old former singer with the all-boy band 'NSYNC suddenly seems to think that he's quite the ladies man. Former girlfriend Mila Kunis told 3T that Justin is like a little boy turned loose in a candy store when it comes to girls.
She revealed that she really feels that he may have gotten somewhat messed up when he was in the boy band with fellow NSYNCer Lance Bass who has since come out of the closet and who reportedly wears Maybelline Eye Shadow and has developed a type of modified lisp.
Mila went on to say that she does not want to bad mouth Timby but that in the wiggle widget department he is in the same league as Jon "Mr. 3 Inches" Gosselin and Gilbert "The Whistle" Gottfried.
Kunis said that during her relationship with Timberlake that he made her sign a paper stating that she would never reveal to anyone about his shortcomings . She grinned as she said that she does not know what happened to the signed paper which Justin said he cannot seem to find.
A close friend of Kunis says that the actress is willing to return the 20 extremely intimate photos of Justin's little fella if he agrees to tell the media that Mila dumped his fickle flirty butt and if he also agrees to pay her $50,000 as a type of goodwill gesture.
Tittle Tattle Tonight will stay with the story and bring you any further developments in the The Justin Timberlake Wandering Wienie Saga.
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